Nothing is funnier than ego served up with a healthy dose of arrogance. I love this video (yes, this guy is for real). There is a great quote floating around on facebook today; "Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid." -Albert Einstein. That seems to sum it up perfectly - why I had to quit trying to compete with others, especially with guys like Joel Bauer. Rather than coming up with another impressive business card I was inspired by the characters in this cartoon to create a simple "thank you" card.
At Vistaprint.com they are FREE to have made; the only cost was the $5.67 for shipping. And one of the standard layouts Vistaprint.com offers leaves a space for a short note, a unique drawing or autograph. Although I don't know if that was the intended purpose for the space, it works for me. All I had do to was type the phrase, "Thank You," in the space provided for my name and title.
The truth is I am much happier and seem to attract more success when I'm thanking people who impress me rather than trying to impress them.
All the fun without the struggle.